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      (have computer make trumpety sounds and all that stuff)

    DROOP THE DUID'S GROSSARY TOO OTHER PEOPLE'S MAJIK
         (only one page because it's not druidy!)

Copyright 1988, 1994 Cainteanna na Luise
This material may be distributed free provided all copies contain
acreditation to either "Droop the Druid" or "Cainteanna na Luise"

You know I Myself am a druid and if you have read all my stuff (and if you
haven't, why not!? You should read ALL of it three times!!!) you will know
what I do. But maybe you wondered about all those other majik (spelt this
way to dis-stink it from its smell of not being DRUIDY magic) people, so I
have decided to tell you:

As-a-Trues : modern vile kings who try to be genuine but don't burn books.
As-Texts : fold-out book people.
Buddists :  use Lot's Flowers.
Channellers : English-French comuters who like tunnels, not wet feet.
Crow-Lights : 6 is not a druidy number even if you do it three times.
Disco Discordia : redundant name.
Dye-n-icks : like Wick-cans but use coloured candles.
Green-Eggs : not for MY breakfast they don't!
Hair Medics - obviously the opposite of Hairy Krist Naws.
Hairy Krist Naw : no catlicks and you gotta shave your head!
L(l)amas : - mountain majik, two-l's got fur, one has to sit naked in snow.
Ley-Liners - play connect-the-dots with anything holds still long enough.
Night-Tramplers : run around at night and step on stuff.
Norse : vile kings who tried to lord it over Ireland by burning our books.
          ( NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY !!! )
Ode-ing's - : vile kings who sing songs to dead stuff.
Rose-a-Crushin's : very secret but obviously anti-Buddist.
Satanists : upside dwon catlicks.
Shin'n'Toes : spend time sitting on floor.
Sib-Leaks : I'm too polite to say but I hope they mop up after.
Tan-Tricks : come in a bottle but no good for no ozone.
Tao : if it is then it isn't and if it isn't then it is - very druidy...!
Tarot : has roots in polynesian vegatarianism.
Thelmans : ad men with lisps.
Whodone : get taken over by to do stuff by you gotta guess who.
Wick-Can : candle majik.

(other folk too but I haven't though of anything to say about them yet)

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